Grimoire Christmas Carols: Part 1 of 3

I haven’t put anything up in a while, so I slapped together a few parodies. Tune in tomorrow for another one!

 

We Wish You a Thorough Beta

(To the tune of “We wish you a Merry Christmas”)

 

We wish you a thorough beta,

 We wish you a thorough beta,

We wish you a thorough beta and a bug-free Grimoire!

 

“Raise Dead” Scrolls are extremely rare!

Put more in the game, or it’ll be-eeee unfair!

The fireball spell always backfires,

I recommend changing the success modifiers.

 

 We wish you a thorough beta,

 We wish you a thorough beta,

We wish you a thorough beta and a bug-free Grimoire!

 

NPC: Trimestes, is a retard,

The guy’s practically hanging, from his own petard!

The Kraken is spawning all over the place,

 I can’t take two steps, without it in my face!

 

 We wish you a thorough beta,

We wish you a thorough beta,

We wish you a thorough beta and a bug-free Grimoire!

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About grimdarkly

Name's Cooper. I'm an Advertising student, and I'm also a devout Christian that despises dishonesty. See the cognitive dissonance? I enjoy placing words in interesting formations. If not an advertising copywriter, I am certain I will find another word-based career. I enjoy playing DOTA 2, doing Christian stuff, not exercising, and designing adventures for my friends as a D&D Dungeon Master. Evidently, I'm also good at quickly coming up with "raps". Quality of said raps is debatable.

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